19lbs and fluffy

so I have been reading some of the blog's of some of the other cats and it seems that their "owners" have been wanting to put them on a ..............DIET other wise known as DIE....ET.

but me I put a stop to that right away. I just show mom my work out methods. like for instance this is me getting ready to do my customized program. my real question is though why. Why would you want to put me on a diet......

I am 19lbs of purrrrr muscle baby! just look at the pictures it tell s the whole story..... I have my winter coat on now. and as we cats know it always makes us look just alittle fluffier than normal.

this is me worken out it is called yoga owners..... a method of stretching . it keeps the fat down and the muscles toned to puuuurrrrr fecttion....well at least enough to jump on the food table and watering hole.

same ol' same ol

see how it is. she is back for 2 weeks and here we go again. she thinks that I am gonna help......YEOOOOOWWWLL! can't she see that I am tired?
maybe if I show my cute side she will leave me alone.

oh she is HOME

oh my mom is HOME!!!!! she was layed off for the season....so sad,sad,sad...........not!!!!

can you see the happy eyes....... oh dad is still here to....*sigh* but hope fully my maker will find him a job so I can have mom allllll to my self...okay maybe the kids too...but mostly me.

cause it is allll about me .

later gators

Good Golly!

Geeeeezzzzzzzzz!

finally , finally, finally.

I get to blog! so what has been happening?

welllll dad had yet another surgery and this time

grammy didn't come, but mom stayed instead..........can you believe she took a whole week off for me? I was sooooo glad... oh well she did have to take care of the other too as well as the little girl and boy. but mostly it was cause she knew I needed to be fed and petted and let outside.

here are some pics.

this is me playing in the yard..............

ah nothing like a good back scratch

real cats wear purple

I love to play chess!

Here I am Here

Dang,Dang and double Dang!
I can not even begin to tell you how hard it was to get mom to let me blog!
well I'll try............no better not.
it has been a rough month.........I survived "her" and then came.................Dad.
I thought "she" was tough...............oh noooooo !
dad is even tougher!
at least she fed me and was willing to fill the porcelain water god.
dad doesn't even do that! and as a result I had a little issue with digestion and flowing issues
in other words it wasn't flowing. soooooo mom to the rescue!
but I don't like wet food.............. I know I know I am weird but everyone already knew that.
soooo hoe hum dee dum.
life just keeps on going and I keep on growing.......... hey I don't mind
but mom says that my bones do, apparently I have arthritis in my joints too and as a result I don't jump up on anything to well and lose my balance often .
mom is a bit concerned but I am not.....HEE HEE! she has to pick me up alot and put me to my bowl and my porcelain water god.
so I get kinda spoiled.......

well I hope to be able to write again soon..........if I can convince mom to let me...........I also have to contend with the "thing"....................and dad likes that "thing" more than me too!

it is really only mom who loves me...sniff sniff. :(

evil grammmma

so get this.........mom goes to work, dad goes into surgery, and the kids and I stay home..... oh yah and the thing too.guess who comes to stay while dad is away?.......oh yah the evil grammma!ooooooh I joke not my friends not at all...... she is EVIL!she does NOT feed me at the proper time NOOOO! and she does NOT give me the right portions! nor do I get snacks!she is MEAN!!!!!!!!!!so at 334am I aaaalllllllwwwaaaays scratch at the door to go out in the back yard.....well okay usally at 4 but I really had to pee.so what happens? do I get to go out........nnnnnooooooo!!!!!!!!no I get a block thrown at me!!!!!!!!!!!YAH THAT IS RIGHT...................ABUSE!!!!!call the cat people!!! she threw something at me and dang near hit me!she will not get annnnyyyyyy of my purrs!she also likes the ................."thing"she strokes it's ears and takes it for a walk and let MOM talk to it on the phone!really now what do I get.......................NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!she should be careful.....very careful............cause I'm gonna...........well I'm gonna tell mom!

and just look she keeps meeeee outside while the "thing" is in!

oh mom is soooo gonnna find out!

mom+work=.....more food?

Sad, sad,sad!my mom is going to work. and well this means that dad will be watching us.............mmmmm this could be my time to take advantage of the situation.......... maybe more food intake???? extra sleep time? oooooohhhh I could pick on the "thing" more, surley dad would not mind that.....eh?mom says she is going to miss us.apparently dad is having some kinda hip surgery, they are gonna replace both hips . not together or nutten but separatly...... so on the 23 of this month he will be gone for about 3 days...........at the human vet.scary.........ooooohhhhh that means sydney the "thing" and I will be in charge!woooooot wooooot yeeeeooooowllllll!ooh mrrrpph! mom just read what I wrote... she says no that grammmma will be coming over while she is at work........... yuck!I no like grammmma she doesn't feeed me right.and kicks me out of my spot on the chair.well now that is really a bummer! she likes the "thing" more than me........ how could this be!