late but

okay this is way late but it was to funny not to put up again,
and this in no way represents me, I just thought it would show how my mom thinks
and how she is so totally funny in her thinking..... ya like cats do any of this at all.
here I thought she knew me....YOWL!


My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.

I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and throw them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in,and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks

We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti" over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside.If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race out side to chase leaves.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house.It is not necessary to check every door.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and
attempt to catch them.

I will not swat my humans head repeatedly when they are on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, their forearms are*not* a hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to back light my lovely tail.

I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has watched a horror movie.

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the
hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has watched the X-Files.

I will not drag dirty socks onto the bed at night and then yell at the top of my lungs so that my humans can admire my"kill."

I will not perch on my humans chest in the middle of the night and stare until they wake up.

I will not walk on the key board when my human is writing important adagfsg gdjag ;ln.

If I must claw my human I will l not do it in such a way that the scars resemble a botched suicide attempt.

If I must give a present to my human guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a big live bug, even if it isn't as tasty.

I ment anywhere

yah mmm mmm.


this is the warmest place in the house
but mom gets testy when I sneak in here.










and this is where the warmth goes to
after the metal heater is done with them.














the porcelain God of water.

me again and again.

Okay so I thought to myself as I was drifting off into a sleeping wonderland of catnip and fuzzy mouses, that perhaps I should give you some pictures of myself so that you would know exactly to whom you are visiting and or admiring.

so here are some dazzling pics of me if I do say so my self.... and I do.

can you tell I was not happy at the photo shoot?

growing weary of her now.

My likes

Your request is my pleasure to grant.
my likes:
I like my mom
I love my food, we have a serious relationship that is totally one sided
I like my food with wild Salmon drippings on it
I like my mid morning snack
I like my mid morning after snack nap
I like my before dinner snack
I like my after dinner nap
which brings up the next point
where do I nap?
well where ever I want to!
mostly I like to get on my mom's side of the bed , and I like to lay just right up close to the pillow, and I like to lay and take my nap before she makes the bed
she has flannel sheets that oooooh are sooo soft.

when it is hot in the summer I will sleep under the couch or in the closets it is way cooler in those places and that way the " thing" doesn't bother me.of course I do have to venture outside to see what the "thing"is into.

I Like to cuddle on my moms lap during night time movie hour (when the kids are in bed )

I like to drink out of the fountain of the Gods .... it is this totally cool thing , when mom turns this little knob water comes out and WOW! freshness.

things I do not like:
I do not like the Dog, she repulses me
I do not like it when mom (although I forgive her by peeing on her towels)
purposely sics the dog on me to get us to play, rude!
I do not like the "thing" sticking her nose up my touche!
I do not like it when mom(whom I forgive by clawing on the carpet by the door)
forgets to feed me
I do not like it when mom(whom I forgive by hiding for a long time and not coming out when called causing panic to her) takes me to the "place that smells like death"
I do not like it when mom (whom I forgive by hunkering down at night and becoming a rock on her feet) moves me at night when I am sleeping just cause she can't move her feet...
I mean what the.... I am nice and cozy and warm and wham! then I am not.
well that is all for now.
Mr G

HELLO!

Well It took mom awhile but I now have my own blog too!
and it will be way more interesting than that of the other
animal that lives in my house.
and it is my house.
It was mine way before she came and it is mine still.

Let me tell you a bit about my self.
I am cat,
I can scratch
I am cat
I like to nap
I am cat
I like to ........... yah that's about it.
except I like to eat too.