evil grammmma

so get this.........mom goes to work, dad goes into surgery, and the kids and I stay home..... oh yah and the thing too.guess who comes to stay while dad is away?.......oh yah the evil grammma!ooooooh I joke not my friends not at all...... she is EVIL!she does NOT feed me at the proper time NOOOO! and she does NOT give me the right portions! nor do I get snacks!she is MEAN!!!!!!!!!!so at 334am I aaaalllllllwwwaaaays scratch at the door to go out in the back yard.....well okay usally at 4 but I really had to pee.so what happens? do I get to go out........nnnnnooooooo!!!!!!!!no I get a block thrown at me!!!!!!!!!!!YAH THAT IS RIGHT...................ABUSE!!!!!call the cat people!!! she threw something at me and dang near hit me!she will not get annnnyyyyyy of my purrs!she also likes the ................."thing"she strokes it's ears and takes it for a walk and let MOM talk to it on the phone!really now what do I get.......................NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!she should be careful.....very careful............cause I'm gonna...........well I'm gonna tell mom!

and just look she keeps meeeee outside while the "thing" is in!

oh mom is soooo gonnna find out!

mom+work=.....more food?

Sad, sad,sad!my mom is going to work. and well this means that dad will be watching us.............mmmmm this could be my time to take advantage of the situation.......... maybe more food intake???? extra sleep time? oooooohhhh I could pick on the "thing" more, surley dad would not mind that.....eh?mom says she is going to miss us.apparently dad is having some kinda hip surgery, they are gonna replace both hips . not together or nutten but separatly...... so on the 23 of this month he will be gone for about 3 days...........at the human vet.scary.........ooooohhhhh that means sydney the "thing" and I will be in charge!woooooot wooooot yeeeeooooowllllll!ooh mrrrpph! mom just read what I wrote... she says no that grammmma will be coming over while she is at work........... yuck!I no like grammmma she doesn't feeed me right.and kicks me out of my spot on the chair.well now that is really a bummer! she likes the "thing" more than me........ how could this be!