19lbs and fluffy

so I have been reading some of the blog's of some of the other cats and it seems that their "owners" have been wanting to put them on a ..............DIET other wise known as DIE....ET.

but me I put a stop to that right away. I just show mom my work out methods. like for instance this is me getting ready to do my customized program. my real question is though why. Why would you want to put me on a diet......

I am 19lbs of purrrrr muscle baby! just look at the pictures it tell s the whole story..... I have my winter coat on now. and as we cats know it always makes us look just alittle fluffier than normal.

this is me worken out it is called yoga owners..... a method of stretching . it keeps the fat down and the muscles toned to puuuurrrrr fecttion....well at least enough to jump on the food table and watering hole.

same ol' same ol

see how it is. she is back for 2 weeks and here we go again. she thinks that I am gonna help......YEOOOOOWWWLL! can't she see that I am tired?
maybe if I show my cute side she will leave me alone.

oh she is HOME

oh my mom is HOME!!!!! she was layed off for the season....so sad,sad,sad...........not!!!!

can you see the happy eyes....... oh dad is still here to....*sigh* but hope fully my maker will find him a job so I can have mom allllll to my self...okay maybe the kids too...but mostly me.

cause it is allll about me .

later gators

Good Golly!

Geeeeezzzzzzzzz!

finally , finally, finally.

I get to blog! so what has been happening?

welllll dad had yet another surgery and this time

grammy didn't come, but mom stayed instead..........can you believe she took a whole week off for me? I was sooooo glad... oh well she did have to take care of the other too as well as the little girl and boy. but mostly it was cause she knew I needed to be fed and petted and let outside.

here are some pics.

this is me playing in the yard..............

ah nothing like a good back scratch

real cats wear purple

I love to play chess!

Here I am Here

Dang,Dang and double Dang!
I can not even begin to tell you how hard it was to get mom to let me blog!
well I'll try............no better not.
it has been a rough month.........I survived "her" and then came.................Dad.
I thought "she" was tough...............oh noooooo !
dad is even tougher!
at least she fed me and was willing to fill the porcelain water god.
dad doesn't even do that! and as a result I had a little issue with digestion and flowing issues
in other words it wasn't flowing. soooooo mom to the rescue!
but I don't like wet food.............. I know I know I am weird but everyone already knew that.
soooo hoe hum dee dum.
life just keeps on going and I keep on growing.......... hey I don't mind
but mom says that my bones do, apparently I have arthritis in my joints too and as a result I don't jump up on anything to well and lose my balance often .
mom is a bit concerned but I am not.....HEE HEE! she has to pick me up alot and put me to my bowl and my porcelain water god.
so I get kinda spoiled.......

well I hope to be able to write again soon..........if I can convince mom to let me...........I also have to contend with the "thing"....................and dad likes that "thing" more than me too!

it is really only mom who loves me...sniff sniff. :(

evil grammmma

so get this.........mom goes to work, dad goes into surgery, and the kids and I stay home..... oh yah and the thing too.guess who comes to stay while dad is away?.......oh yah the evil grammma!ooooooh I joke not my friends not at all...... she is EVIL!she does NOT feed me at the proper time NOOOO! and she does NOT give me the right portions! nor do I get snacks!she is MEAN!!!!!!!!!!so at 334am I aaaalllllllwwwaaaays scratch at the door to go out in the back yard.....well okay usally at 4 but I really had to pee.so what happens? do I get to go out........nnnnnooooooo!!!!!!!!no I get a block thrown at me!!!!!!!!!!!YAH THAT IS RIGHT...................ABUSE!!!!!call the cat people!!! she threw something at me and dang near hit me!she will not get annnnyyyyyy of my purrs!she also likes the ................."thing"she strokes it's ears and takes it for a walk and let MOM talk to it on the phone!really now what do I get.......................NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!she should be careful.....very careful............cause I'm gonna...........well I'm gonna tell mom!

and just look she keeps meeeee outside while the "thing" is in!

oh mom is soooo gonnna find out!

mom+work=.....more food?

Sad, sad,sad!my mom is going to work. and well this means that dad will be watching us.............mmmmm this could be my time to take advantage of the situation.......... maybe more food intake???? extra sleep time? oooooohhhh I could pick on the "thing" more, surley dad would not mind that.....eh?mom says she is going to miss us.apparently dad is having some kinda hip surgery, they are gonna replace both hips . not together or nutten but separatly...... so on the 23 of this month he will be gone for about 3 days...........at the human vet.scary.........ooooohhhhh that means sydney the "thing" and I will be in charge!woooooot wooooot yeeeeooooowllllll!ooh mrrrpph! mom just read what I wrote... she says no that grammmma will be coming over while she is at work........... yuck!I no like grammmma she doesn't feeed me right.and kicks me out of my spot on the chair.well now that is really a bummer! she likes the "thing" more than me........ how could this be!

my turn!

see it is suposed to be my turn at the computer!

there is this little sweet kithen that I like alot on another site and see here how I wait, and wait,and wait........................mom is sooooooooooo slow!

HAHAHAHAHA

OOOOOOHHHH POOOOOORRRR WIDDDLE DOGGGIE........................NOT!

what eva

so because the "thing" commonly refered to as "the Dog"

does laundry with mom she for some reason thought that I should do it too.....

WHAT EVA!

mmmhmmm this is me...... folding clothes....mmmmhmm yupper right on top of it, be done in no time.

yah as you can see I soooooo care about folding clothes

long time

so my mom is a total computer hog!

I have not been able to get to the computer for awhile, partly because I was napping and secondly because of the "thing" and then there is mom who is on it allllll the time.

but here I am now...

here are some pics of me

this is my zen moment blending in with the chair and this is my playing look, mom was teasing me with something..... and I was soooo gonna get it

late but

okay this is way late but it was to funny not to put up again,
and this in no way represents me, I just thought it would show how my mom thinks
and how she is so totally funny in her thinking..... ya like cats do any of this at all.
here I thought she knew me....YOWL!


My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.

I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and throw them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in,and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks

We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti" over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside.If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race out side to chase leaves.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house.It is not necessary to check every door.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and
attempt to catch them.

I will not swat my humans head repeatedly when they are on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, their forearms are*not* a hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to back light my lovely tail.

I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has watched a horror movie.

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the
hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has watched the X-Files.

I will not drag dirty socks onto the bed at night and then yell at the top of my lungs so that my humans can admire my"kill."

I will not perch on my humans chest in the middle of the night and stare until they wake up.

I will not walk on the key board when my human is writing important adagfsg gdjag ;ln.

If I must claw my human I will l not do it in such a way that the scars resemble a botched suicide attempt.

If I must give a present to my human guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a big live bug, even if it isn't as tasty.

I ment anywhere

yah mmm mmm.


this is the warmest place in the house
but mom gets testy when I sneak in here.










and this is where the warmth goes to
after the metal heater is done with them.














the porcelain God of water.

me again and again.

Okay so I thought to myself as I was drifting off into a sleeping wonderland of catnip and fuzzy mouses, that perhaps I should give you some pictures of myself so that you would know exactly to whom you are visiting and or admiring.

so here are some dazzling pics of me if I do say so my self.... and I do.

can you tell I was not happy at the photo shoot?

growing weary of her now.

My likes

Your request is my pleasure to grant.
my likes:
I like my mom
I love my food, we have a serious relationship that is totally one sided
I like my food with wild Salmon drippings on it
I like my mid morning snack
I like my mid morning after snack nap
I like my before dinner snack
I like my after dinner nap
which brings up the next point
where do I nap?
well where ever I want to!
mostly I like to get on my mom's side of the bed , and I like to lay just right up close to the pillow, and I like to lay and take my nap before she makes the bed
she has flannel sheets that oooooh are sooo soft.

when it is hot in the summer I will sleep under the couch or in the closets it is way cooler in those places and that way the " thing" doesn't bother me.of course I do have to venture outside to see what the "thing"is into.

I Like to cuddle on my moms lap during night time movie hour (when the kids are in bed )

I like to drink out of the fountain of the Gods .... it is this totally cool thing , when mom turns this little knob water comes out and WOW! freshness.

things I do not like:
I do not like the Dog, she repulses me
I do not like it when mom (although I forgive her by peeing on her towels)
purposely sics the dog on me to get us to play, rude!
I do not like the "thing" sticking her nose up my touche!
I do not like it when mom(whom I forgive by clawing on the carpet by the door)
forgets to feed me
I do not like it when mom(whom I forgive by hiding for a long time and not coming out when called causing panic to her) takes me to the "place that smells like death"
I do not like it when mom (whom I forgive by hunkering down at night and becoming a rock on her feet) moves me at night when I am sleeping just cause she can't move her feet...
I mean what the.... I am nice and cozy and warm and wham! then I am not.
well that is all for now.
Mr G

HELLO!

Well It took mom awhile but I now have my own blog too!
and it will be way more interesting than that of the other
animal that lives in my house.
and it is my house.
It was mine way before she came and it is mine still.

Let me tell you a bit about my self.
I am cat,
I can scratch
I am cat
I like to nap
I am cat
I like to ........... yah that's about it.
except I like to eat too.